Our Service Pricing
What's it going to cost me then?
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We keep things simple: no hidden extras, no confusing bundles, just honest pricing for graft that speaks for itself. Whether it's a nice freshen-up or the full works, you'll know exactly what you're getting - and your car will thank you for it. Scroll down, pick your weapon of shine, and let us do the hard bit while you put the kettle on.
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The Shorty's Standard
From
£75.00
An all-round clean—inside and out—that keeps your motor looking sharp without going overboard. Perfect for regulars who like their car presentable every few weeks. It’s tidy, thorough, and just what your vehicle needs to stay looking its best between the bigger treatments.
Maximum 1 Vechile
Standard Car - £90.00
(None Member)
Large Cars: £99.90
(None Member))
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Standard Cars: £75.00 (Reoccurring Clubhouse Members)
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Large Cars: £80.00
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(Reoccurring Clubhouse Members)
Book as many slots as you need - excessively dirty vehicles will require 2 or more slots or The Shorty's Signature.
Shorty's Signature
From
£190.00
This one’s the full works—inside and out, every nook and cranny given the attention it deserves. A proper deep clean that brings your vehicle back to life, whether it’s been neglected, put through its paces, or just in need of some real TLC.
Not just a clean—it’s a comeback. Perfect for when your motor needs that once-in-a-while reset.
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Standard Vehicles: £240
(None Member)
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Large Vehicles: £280
(None Member)
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Reoccurring Clubhouse Members - Standard Size Vehicles: £190.00
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Reoccurring Clubhouse Members - Large Vehicles: £230
Shorty's Showroom
From
£390.00
Shorty’s Showroom
The ultimate transformation. This is our most advanced, 10+ hour detail designed to completely restore and elevate your vehicle. It includes everything from the Shorty's Signature, plus a full body clay bar treatment, panel-by-panel ceramic paint coating, a full stage 1-2 machine polish, and a high-gloss finishing compound to leave a mirror-like shine.
For those who want more than clean—this is craftsmanship. The finish speaks for itself.
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Standard Vehicles: £460
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Large Vehicles: £520
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Reoccurring Clubhouse Members - Standard Size: £390​
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Reoccurring Clubhouse Members - Large Size Vehicles: £445