The Shorty's Clubhouse
For the ones who want their motor looked after regularly — not just once, but every 4 or 8 weeks, all year round.
Shorty’s Clubhouse is our no-faff membership for customers who want a full valet every 4 or 8 weeks, without fail.
We lock your spot in, turn up when promised, and keep your motor looking sharp, month after month — no chasing bookings, no missing out during busy spells.
Everyone gets the full Shorty’s treatment — Clubhouse members just get it locked in every month, with better rates, extra perks, and no hassle. If you’re a regular, it just makes sense — guaranteed service, extra rewards, and your motor given the attention it deserves.
What you get:
Guaranteed valet every 4 weeks — same day, same time, where possible
Locked-in member rates:
£54.90 (Standard cars)
£64.90 (Large cars, 7-seaters, SUVs, vans)
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• Free Shield Coat every 3rd visit — on the house
• Priority if you ever need to move your slot
• First dibs on new services, upgrades, and seasonal offers
• Exclusive invites to Clubhouse events — including upcoming Cars & Coffee mornings
• Your motor and your name featured on our Shorty’s Clubhouse Wall — a collection of the motors we’re proud to look after
How it works:
We’ll set your 4 or 8 week slot to suit your schedule.
You’ll get a reminder before every visit, and if anything changes, we’ll work with you to reschedule properly.
No contracts, no stress — just regular, reliable service from a team that cares.